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Think Big, Kristi—Celine Dion’s Jet Cost $42 Million, and People Love Her…

If I were getting paid $195K to help Kristi Noem buy a plane, I’d tell her Go Big or Go Home! Forget the measly $5 million the Legislature gave her for some bargain-basement commoner’s plane. If she wants to fly with the elites, she’s got to get Mike Lindell and her other mile-high sugar daddies to spring for a Bombardier Global Express XRS like Céline Dion got for herself. Seats fourteen, home theater, kitchen, dining room, beds, multiple bathrooms, big desk…

…and a range of 6,000 nautical miles or 12 hours, meaning Noem could fly to campaign stops anywhere in the lower 48 or even Anchorage, Alaska, and back without refueling, meaning she could always fill up with ethanol in Pierre!

All that range and luxury and tarmac impressiveness for the low-low price of $42 million! That’s chump change for Kristi’s jet-set clique! Accept no substitutes, Kristi—fly like the star that you want to be!

10 Comments

  1. cibvet 2021-06-11 13:02

    kristi is thinking big.(Air force 1)

  2. John Dale 2021-06-11 14:18

    Think about it. Governor Noem is sooooo much more prettier than Celine Dion. Dion should consider getting a smaller jet if you ask me.

    Sincerely,

    Trollmaster-J

  3. Arlo Blundt 2021-06-11 15:07

    Well…it would be tough to set the Bombardier down at the airports in Lemmon or Webster but then, Kristi isn’t interested in going to Lemmon or Webster.

  4. Mark Anderson 2021-06-11 17:57

    Hey John, maybe she can buy Reba’s jet.

  5. Loren 2021-06-11 22:19

    Trump’s 757 is sitting idle. Come on, Kristi, you know you want it! :-)

  6. ABC 2021-06-12 13:22

    Next Party in should sell all SD planes. Does the Dem Party commit to this now?

    Crickets…

    Time for a Progressive Party.

    What has bipartisanship done for you?

  7. John Dale 2021-06-13 02:26

    Greetings Mark;

    I think Reba sings with her nose. Poor little doe is so skittish to express a political opinion.

    If this isn’t an indictment of our circumstances, I dunno what is.

    Sincerely,

    John

  8. John Dale 2021-06-13 02:28

    Anybody else hear pitch correction in that video?

  9. M 2021-06-13 04:49

    John Dale, you are a slob.

  10. grudznick 2021-06-13 16:45

    Trying to stay away from the salicious troll name-calling here, let grudznick get you back on the topic at hand. Would not a much smaller propeller plane make more sense for the landings in Spearfish, or Salem, or Custer or Custer state park? I bet you the state planes have to go to Custer County airport or Custer state park airports more often than the City of New York. grudznick says they should get a smaller plane with propellers, but a proper plane with DVD players and amenities.

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