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Look Out for Sioux Falls Poker!

The Sioux Falls Police Department is crowdsourcing the search for the mysterious Sioux Falls Poker:

Sioux Falls Police Department, tweet, 2021.08.18.
Sioux Falls Police Department, tweet, 2021.08.18.

SFPD won’t confirm it, but this search is believed to be related to the “assault” reported last week by failed conspiracy theorist Mike Lindell, who claims he was aggressively poked by someone trying to set him up for a bad tweet. Trumpist Florida Congressional candidate Jeff Buongiorno witnessed the incident in the hotel lobby and says, “There was no attack.”

But hey, if the Sioux Falls Police really want our help in finding a mad poker, they should uncrop the photo and show us the face of the guy in the white suit jacket. He’s the one flashing his poker….


  1. Bob Newland 2021-08-19 09:58

    He’s a joker, he’s a poker; he’s a midnight toker. Gets his giggles on the run.

  2. V 2021-08-19 11:01

    What a good laugh Cory, thank you!

  3. Mark Anderson 2021-08-19 18:18

    What can you say, the trumpies have done away with reality. They are happy as lying losers and they are good for laughs. By the way, what could they possibly charge this man with? Nobody believes the pillow man about his pillows, let alone an assault he didn’t report.

  4. Nick Nemec 2021-08-19 21:36

    Looks like Matt Gaetz.

  5. Arlo Blundt 2021-08-20 16:24

    well…he doesn’t look like your typical “evil” antifa type guy….pretty clean cut fella with a winning smile.

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