Republican gubernatorial candidate Steven Haugaard is properly razzing his opponent, Governor Kristi Noem, for all of her out-of-state campaigning:
That Wyoming dot was apparently a smashing success for Noem and Haugaard’s fellow Republicans in Jackson Hole. Noem’s February appearance at the Teton County Republican Party’s diamond- and pearl-studded Patriot’s Dinner raised hundreds of thousands of dollars.
Haugaard could add a Kristi dot to California for past and coming travels. Noem plans to spike the ball of her likely primary victory in Haugaard’s face by flying to California on June 10 to campaign in Anaheim in front of Orange County Republicans:
The ticket-order page for Kristi’s California appearance doesn’t list prices for general admission tickets, but you can sponsor a table for $3,000, $6,000, or $10,000. Republican clubs can get a table for $2,500; you can sponsor a table for Kristi Youth to sit at for $1,500. There’s no word on whether donors can chip in for Noem’s jet fuel, but slip the OCGOP a thousand finskies, and you can sponsor the valet service.
The Westin advertises that it is within walking distance to Disneyland, a great place to find Goofy and Daffy Republicans.
In Orange County, Cash is King. Governor Noem will be quite comfortable. It is the home county of Richard Nixon.
Come on, if your quiet about Kristi, she’ll leave the state. She’s got the wandering shoes and she’s sick of Pierre. Going back to the mental ranch, no way, it’s really a farm. If not VP, she’ll settle for secretary of Agriculture, not that she knows much about it. Since she travels so much, transportation is more her line. She does use Alligiant doesn’t she? It doesn’t cost that much. Education would be a shoe in, right? Anyways, she’s wandering and done with So. Dak.