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Ben Carson Suffers Headache, Gives Kristi Noem Heart Attack in Pierre

Governor Kristi Noem celebrated her ignorance of critical race theory yesterday by hanging out with the dumbest U.S. Cabinet member of this century, Ben Carson.

Carson’s dumb must be catchy. Governor Noem posted this video to her official Twitter account:

I could not have made a better campaign video myself… if I were campaigning against Kristi. This jam will bring TikTokkers to the polls for Noem as surely as that pendant around Carson’s neck will convince our Lakota friends that he’s a friend of Indian Country. It’s as if Noem wants to undo all of the great America’s Cowgirl branding Corey Lewandowksi whipped up for her. Too bad she can’t bring him back to keep her imaging tight.

Speaking of Lewandowski, does Dr. Carson’s wife Candy know that her man is out dancing with another woman in Pierre, South Dakota?

There have got to be some catchy titles for this 20-second dance sensation, like Carson/Noem 2024: Headache and Heart Attack! Readers, have at it.

Update 17:36 CST: For their fascist funk, Ben and Kristi sample Rob Base and DJ EX Rock’s 1988 hit “It Takes Two,” which is among numerous songs that sample Lyn Collins’s 1972 “Think (About It).”


  1. Nick Nemec 2022-01-12 06:43

    Seriously? This is the goofiest thing I’ve seen in awhile. Did Pat Powers produce it?

  2. jerry 2022-01-12 08:44

    There’s a place for both of them, Redfield State Hospital…., where Ravnsborg escaped from. These three both need care…clearly

  3. mike from iowa 2022-01-12 08:54

    Magats have two major problems with CRT. None of them know what CRT is and none of them can name a single public school that is teaching it. But, no one ever accused magats of being smart, especially Noem Nothing.

  4. Bob Newland 2022-01-12 10:10

    I’ll bet Haugaard can top this.

  5. 96Tears 2022-01-12 10:55

    Thank you for the link, Don. Perhaps Ben Carson’s ancestors bought a couple tickets to emigrate to America. Ben, can you pick out which berth they arrived in this picture?

    Looks like big fun, huh? He and Noem are incapable of shame.

    Ben Carson can’t whitewash the extreme cruelties visited upon people of his own race since 1619 and continuing yet today, minus the shackles. He proved he is not only a dumb sucker, but he’s a traitor to all Americans of color. I think a visit to Montgomery, Alabama, is needed for Ben Carson’s next trip.

  6. mike from iowa 2022-01-12 10:56

    Former brain surgeon and real time brain needy patient pose together.

  7. larry kurtz 2022-01-12 11:09

    Bruce Whalen is the Neville Chamberlain of Ben Carsons.

  8. Bob Newland 2022-01-12 11:16

    Next time someone tells you how much they admire Kristi Noem, say, “I used to not like her, then I saw this video, and now I agree with you.” Show them the video.
    The person with whom you are conversing will then think you are as dumb as they are, and they will like you.

  9. Guy 2022-01-12 11:17

    Kristi Noem also recently tweeted on one of her Twitter accounts (in reference to Ben Carson’s visit) that our “President is supporting legislation to radically change election laws that have served us since 1887.” “SINCE 1887?!?” If that were the case, how can Kristi hold office or vote today? Women could not vote or hold office in most states until 1920, with the exceptions of Wyoming and Montana.

  10. Guy 2022-01-12 11:21

    Even if South Dakota allowed all people to vote before 1920, Kristi who is trying to get her message to a national audience, fails to understand that most states did not grant women the right to vote until after 1920…”NOT 1887.”

  11. RST Tribal Member 2022-01-12 14:35

    Maybe the Nome was thinking of the Dawes Act of 1887: The Breakup of Indigenous Tribal Lands. The Nome reached back to the very law that separated Indian people from their land by the US Government on behalf of non-Indians, such as Nome’s family as background for opposing CRT. The harm is done, but there is still an ongoing quest to keep that history under wraps to minimize the embarrassment that would be evident if known, taught, or released.
    Key Takeaways:
    > The Dawes Act was enacted into U.S. law in 1887 for the stated purpose of assimilating Indigenous peoples into White society.
    > The act offered Indigenous people ownership of “allotments” of non-reservation land for farming.
    > The Dawes Act had a decidedly negative effect on Indigenous tribes, on and off the reservations.

    This is an example of the inept inbred republicans who want to erase, keep in the back, ignore the history of the US and states. For information sharing the Indian Reorganization Act of 1934 stopped the allotment process but did little to repair the damages from 1887 to 1934 that are still being experienced today.

  12. Arlo Blundt 2022-01-12 15:22

    Well..the only question is “Did Ben drop off cash, or pick some up for his services.?”

  13. Mark Anderson 2022-01-12 15:27

    Well you know folks, researchers at SDSU have been studying plant evolution and have discovered that this one plant has made evolving itself much harder in order to protect itself from mutation. Maybe they will call it the Noem syndrome.

  14. John 2022-01-12 17:51

    Any “true civics history” of the US must include that the nearly successful coups were from the right wing.
    1) The British Tories attempts to retain power.
    2) The southern slave holders attempting to retain a broken, economically and morally economic model. (Watch through historian Doris Kearns-Goodwin, at least:
    3) The Wall Street coup in 1933 broken up by MG Smedley Butler.
    4) The trumpian coup that included plants in the Secret Service and forged electoral college documents from 5, maybe more states. This coup was FAR MORE than a few hundred crackpots wearing face paint and horns.
    The right wing WANTS an authoritarian nation. The left needs to re-learn that violence is justified in the defense of the Constitution.

  15. Cory Allen Heidelberger Post author | 2022-01-12 18:23

    Nick, it’s on the Governor’s official Twitter, so I worry that someone on her staff being paid with our tax dollars produced it.

  16. grudznick 2022-01-12 18:34

    It’s a sad little dance. Is that the hip hop culture or some new sort of hippie thing the young people are doing these days?
    How much do you think it cost us, Mr. H, to make a movie of the dance and push on the buttons to send it to the twitter people? A couple bucks?

  17. Guy 2022-01-12 18:46

    What is this supposed to be? The “76 Pledge & Salute” rap dance??? This is absolutely creepy and weird? WOW!!!???

  18. grudznick 2022-01-12 18:52

    It is, of course, the usual course of action for Mr. H to lash out with NDS as a reaction to some blogging that Mr. PP did a long time ago. I don’t know who Mr. Snodgrass is (but golly I like his name!), but his TikkyTokking video that is blue-linked isn’t working so I can’t see the dance he did. I wish I could.

    Mr. PP got Mr. H’s goat with that blogging good, eh?

  19. All Mammal 2022-01-12 20:45

    -Simon says put your hand over your body’s hollow cavity.

  20. Porter Lansing 2022-01-12 21:40

    grudnix is too pathetic to even comment on. “Some new sort of hippie thing the young people are doing these days?” Where’d you grow up? Rauville?

  21. grudznick 2022-01-12 22:18

    Got yer goat again, eh Mr. Lansing?
    But yeah. Maybe it was Rauville.

  22. Guy 2022-01-12 22:36

    Grudz, are you referring to the “Pontificating Powers that Be?” LOL! I remember back in the day when Pat could not stand Stephanie Herseth. Pat called Stephanie “The Princess”. You know, funny thing…I think Noem has proven herself to act more like a “Princess” or “Queen” than Stephanie, who actually took the role of Congresswoman much, much more seriously and made it about serving the people than herself and her image like the self-serving Kristi does. But, you’ll never hear Pat pontificating how much Kristi acts more like a “Princess” than Stephanie did. Pat had it all wrong and we can see that Stephanie was MORE the adult of of the two.

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