Republicans are planning even more events to celebrate Il Duce’s triumphal ride through the Black Hills this week. In addition to their runners-up contagion fest in downtown Rapid Friday, the SDGOP is flying hyperbolic Trump-punk and coronavirus disinformer Charlie Kirk to come feed the frothers’ fears of fairness at the Rapid City Ramkota on Wednesday. On Thursday, Republican women (Rep. Tim Goodwin doesn’t specify which ones) are hosting a fundraiser with speeches from Trump spinster Kellyanne Conway, former Fox newsmodel Kimberly Guilfoyle, and her boyfriend Donald Trump, Jr. The location is being kept under wraps for “security concerns.” Tickets for the July 2 event cost $250.
Maybe Governor Kristi Noem can round up all these Trump inner-circlers at Mount Rushmore and take them on a tour of some other South Dakota sites:
Between coronavirus and this Trump infestation, South Dakota really lives up to its status as home of the Badlands.