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Let Kristi, Kim, Kay, and Sarah Keep Your Can Cool!

Arkansas Governor Sarah Huckabee Sanders wants to hold your beer. To raise money for her campaign fund, she’s hawking can koozies featuring herself and fellow Republican governors Kay Ivey of Alabama, Kim Reynolds of Iowa, and Kristi Noem of South Dakota as “Real Women of Politics”:

Sarah Huckabee Sanders campaign merchandise, advertised on WinRed Sarah for Governor webpage, retrieved 2023.04.25.
Sarah Huckabee Sanders campaign merchandise, advertised on WinRed Sarah for Governor webpage, retrieved 2023.04.25.

Evidently can coolers will allow the faithful Republican beer drinkers who can’t bring themselves to boycott Bud Light to at least cover up the label of a company that interacts with transgender marketers. But I have to admit: maybe covering beer cans with pictures of gray-haired 78-year-old women will counterprogram all the advertising objectification that alcohol vendors use to associate their product with sex. Don’t associate your drive to drunkenness with bikini ladies; associate it with women who run their states like drunken theocrats!


  1. All Mammal 2023-04-25 07:03

    when did boring old politicians start wanting to be reality tv stars? We don’t need entertained by these circus clowns. Or governed by them for that matter.

  2. P. Aitch 2023-04-25 07:16

    … yawn 🥱

  3. sx123 2023-04-25 07:25

    I will have to take her word for it that those are “real women.”

    But I do know that people complaining about the Bud Light can are “real babies.”

  4. Jenny 2023-04-25 07:37

    I actually thought this was you, Cory, that made this up to be funny. It is actually real and not a joke. Oh my god…….

  5. AmyB 2023-04-25 07:56

    And not to be outdone…Kristi will put out a line of children’s clothing with “Freedom” written on it, built in gun holsters & extra pockets for ammunition.

  6. O 2023-04-25 08:09

    AmyB, I hope those clothes are made of kevlar, because hen it comes to children, it is the protection from bullets that is most needed.

  7. Ryan 2023-04-25 08:51

    I would be curious if noem would be willing to put her decrepit old wrinkly hand on an upside down bible and swear that she is totally real and that half her face wasn’t sculpted by some plastic surgeon with poor taste in faces. Real? REEEEALLY? Consider me doubtful.

  8. Tom 2023-04-25 09:04

    the can cooler that canned teen-age masturbation…praise be!

  9. Loren 2023-04-25 09:07

    I’d rather see Kristi on a milk carton. Has anyone seen our governor lately… in SD, anyway? ;-)

  10. Mark Anderson 2023-04-25 12:48

    Check the speeding violations for that group. It’s the Republican woman way. Sorry, it’s the misogynist in me.

  11. sx123 2023-04-25 13:37

    Ryan has a good point, that i will extend on a bit: Why are gender alterating procedures really any different than breast implants, lip injections, face lifts, etc. Usually all done because people are unhappy with their bodies (plus reconstructive surgery of course).

    And women wear “men’s” clothing all the time. i.e. cowBoy hats.

  12. Ryan 2023-04-25 13:40

    bingo, sx123.

  13. All Mammal 2023-04-25 13:53

    Data from the Times article estimates there were 203 gender-affirming surgeries performed on minors in the year, at only eleven different clinics. In contrast, 3,200 girls ages 13 to 19 received cosmetic breast implants in 2020. Another 4,700 had breast reductions.

  14. All Mammal 2023-04-25 14:03

    An Arkansas father had his door at his home pushed in by police and was arrested. When the cops finally gave him the crime he was being arrested for, he laughed right in their faces. Because he pierced his teenaged son’s ear. No bs. The laws in these broads’ states are methed up man.

  15. AmyB 2023-04-25 14:04

    O…according to the GOP they are safe if they are armed & their “fiscal conservatism” won’t let them spend that money. But they will be made in camo so it will be easier for them to hide

  16. O 2023-04-25 15:10

    Loren wins!

  17. Mark Anderson 2023-04-25 22:04

    Well you know sx123, there’s a hat wearing round faced pos in Texas that’s putting out a dress code for state workers. Those boys never give up, the dress code in Highmore was abandoned a year after I graduated and I had been thrown on on a regular basis since the seventh grade. It never ends.

  18. R. Kolbe 2023-04-25 22:08

    They got the Gonnies but they don’t got the Brains!

  19. larry kurtz 2023-04-26 13:55

    The Four Horsepersons of the Apocalypse.

  20. John 2023-04-27 18:44

    Oh, they invited us, let’s go there as the sisters invite our children back to the 19th Century by rolling back child labor laws.
    The sisters care little for families and kids and everything for corporate profits.

  21. jakc 2023-04-27 23:14

    given Kim Reynold’s history with alcohol – after her second drunk driving arrest, she sought treament and has been sober since – this strikes me as an extraordinarily poor choice on her part.

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