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Stay Home and Behave, Stay Home and Behave—Kristi Noem’s Board of Accountability

What was the secret punishment the Government Accountability Board let Governor Kristi Noem choose for herself? An eager reader thinks he knows:

Kristi Noem's Board of Accountability
Kristi Noem’s Board of Accountability


  1. Ryan 2022-09-23 09:43

    kristi knows a good slogan when she sees one, just ask the meth marketing folks. her next big winner: “South Dakota Republicans: Bored of Accountability”

  2. leslie 2022-09-23 10:04

    who is the onlooker, Cory? Is that you in the camo tactical ball cap? (Kristi’s trademark dog whistle enabling, yes, fostering “radical” militias bent on overthrow? The “nice” people on both sides Trump crowed about who beat, ran down and killed BLM bystanders. Is “radical” over the top, grdz?) This “radical, name/calling libbie hater” (as you say), wants to know!

  3. Ryan 2022-09-23 11:20

    leslie, i believe that is corey r. lewandowski, an american political operative, lobbyist, political commentator, and alleged jet-setting boot-knocker of south dakota’s own supposedly adulterous governess.

  4. Bill Stocker 2022-09-23 15:41

    She has to stay home with Bryon for 3 months. Oh wait, she hasn’t been with her husband for quite sometime from what I hear.

  5. Arlo Blundt 2022-09-23 15:59

    Hold the phone!! A Gaetz-Noem Ticket still a possibility. MSNBC reports federal prosecutors telling DOJ to drop charges against Big Matt as two key witnesses are unreliable (including 17 year old girl). Matt walks! Doesn’t need pardon he asked Trump for. Start the Presses! The Dream Team is Back!

  6. MJ Haugen 2022-09-23 16:01

    She may stay home but behave herself….HAHA!

  7. Bonnie B Fairbank 2022-09-23 16:59

    Arlo: Your Gaetz-Noem ticket is looking eerily like a “Simpsons prediction.”

    And, blless you, Cory. This is the funniest thing I’ve seen in many months, and I get “Funny Times” online.

  8. oldtimerDon 2022-09-23 21:43

    LMAO! Best piece and comments so far this week.
    Thanks much!

  9. All Mammal 2022-09-23 22:47

    Kristi Noem’s deleted twatters or whatever are showing what she is busy doing on bed rest: Nothing. With a little talking trash here and there when she gets overwhelmed with all the SD outside every window of her mansion.

  10. V 2022-09-24 06:06

    Cory, you really know how to strike the humor cord in this ‘ol guitar! I really needed to see this picture when I came home from a Senior Citizen Center luncheon where everyone said the pledge of allegiance, prayed, praised Noem and bragged about putting Noem for Governor signs in public places. There are no opposing signs so I don’t know why they even put them up. I’d love to be a prankster and enlarge your cartoon to replace one of those signs or I may slip in early for lunch next week and post your most excellent and funny Noemster poster on the notice board.

    And yes, I agree with you about the definition of public places. It was actually defined in our middle school handbook because we had a rule that stated…No PDAs in public places EVER. PDAs are public displays of affection, and a public school is a public place where the public can go vs privately owned spaces.

  11. Cory Allen Heidelberger Post author | 2022-09-24 06:35

    Bill, from whom do you hear that? Can the person/people from whom you are hearing that provide evidence?

  12. Cory Allen Heidelberger Post author | 2022-09-24 06:39

    Gaetz getting off? Is that like Lewandowski (Leslie’s right, that’s the guy at the door in the cartoon) apparently not charges for his sexual harassment of GOP donor Trashelle Odom under Noem’s watchful (jealous?) eye one year ago? Since that event and the publication of the police report with Odom’s damning account of the multip-ly eyewitnessed incident, no news has popped up about charges, hearings, or accountability.

  13. Arlo Blundt 2022-09-24 16:55

    I see no real evidence of a Lewandowski-Noem affair and think its just speculation. Lewandowski is not employed to assist Noem in her campaign for South Dakota Governor in 2022. He is out raising millions of dollars nationally to enable Noem to compete in the 2024 republican Presidential primaries should Trump exit in handcuffs. She does have to win in 2022 and she’s going to do a front porch, twitter type campaign, on the cheap, as she primarily is involved with “wealth preservation”. She’ll spend what she has to on outlandish TV advertising…October will be awful.

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