Every now and then I check in my old blog friend Gordon Howie, hoping that maybe he’ll catch his breath from his constant right-wing radicalism and say something of interest, or at least make some more fun videos.
Alas, I keep coming away disappointed. Gordon gets up this morning to linklessly cite Tucker Carlson’s completely evidenceless claim that the NSA is reading his emails as evidence that the government is spying on his conservative people but not us leftists:
The NSA is monitoring “private” emails, phone calls and other communications of American citizens. They routinely (daily) share it with the FBI and leak it to Leftist journalists.
Their efforts appear to be politically motivated. For some reason, Leftists don’t seem to be subjected to this practice. Judge for yourself why that might be [Gordon Howie, “Yes, Your Government Is Watching You,” The Right Side, 2021.07.07].
Gordon, Gordon, Gordon: it was your right-wing guy in the White House whose Justice Department to secretly seize reporters’ phone and email records. It was your right-wing guy’s government that snooped through the phone records of Democratic lawmakers, their staff, and their family members, including a minor. It was your right-wing dictator who wanted the Justice Department to investigate late-night comedians for making jokes about him.
When will right-wingers like my friend Gordon stop projecting their flaws and recognize that their own people are the source of the very mischief they say threatens our nation’s values?
I’d tell Gordie that it’s the conservatives, like Tucker Carlson, who want to put cameras in every classroom to make sure teachers aren’t teaching CRT and if they are to put them in jail.
It’s not a large jump in logic to think that this right-wingers would spy on anybody who disagrees with them.
Gordo’s right, everyone is out to get him so he should leave the state and buy a condo in Florida.
It’s very simple: every accusation made by a conservative is a Freudian confession.
Jerry, he could teach here, he would pass the DeSantis litmus test for college faculty.
I used to watch King of the Hill, too, Gordie, but I never thought Dale Grible was a real character. Get a grip, man! ;-)
Sure Cory, shower him with facts, like it would do anything to change his outlook on reality.
Mr. Howie, the original Overgodder who took 4 years to return grudznick’s money after he overgodded on me back in the days he was running for something meaningful, is the reason behind the formation of the Conservatives with Common Sense.
Don’t you run again, Gordon! I’ve still got your cash and will support any opponent you have with it! I will march against you with bullhorns and torches! Keep your god out of my government or I will stick my government in your church and listen to all your phone calls!
So there.
Calling Gordie a “right-wing radical” is to saddle him with an ideology, something his BB-sized brain is not capable of surrounding. It’s possible that he is the stupidest human being I have ever had the misfortune to meet across a legislative committee table. And in that room, he had some stiff competition.
My good friend Bob is righter than right again. Mr. Howie is lower than a worm slathered in fancy hair styling gel, rolling about the parched dirt outside his failed “church.”
grudznick is not a fan of Mr. Howie.
In another case of moronic convergence, I find myself in concordance with the coward grudzfecal.
As in Buddhism there must be a self before there can be a no self, one need look no further than Cory’s readership to find the protean forms that self might take. Gordon Howie is but an extension of that set of forms.