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Meaningful, Tasteful, Respectful Goods Representing American Values for Sale at Sturgis Rally

There’s a lot of Trump crapaphernalia for sale at the Sturgis Rally this week.

Eager reader photo, Sturgis Rally, 2018.08.05.
Eager reader photo, Sturgis Rally, 2018.08.05.

But be sure to check for the union label… the Sino-Communist-monopoly, 280-million-strong All-China Federation of Trade Unions label… and feel free to send me pictures showing the ratio of Chinese-made products to American-made.

TheTrumpShop.com is actually a national outfit that franchises out Trump-merch to affiliates like, I assume, the booth at Sturgis. The overseeing merchant’s Affiliate Terms of Service claim that the company “may cancel your application if we determine that your site is unsuitable for our Program….” Criteria of unsuitability include “promotes sexually explicit materials”… even though one of the company’s shirts in the display above (grey, top line, second from right) clearly depicts testicles and labels them “Trump Balls.” TheTrumpShop.com also claims to want no association with vendors who hawk “otherwise in any way… defamatory, obscene, harassing” material, yet they carry the crass shirt I’ve seen floating around since 2016, the black shirt (bottom line, center) showing Trump smirking on a motorcycle with the message on his back, “IF YOU CAN READ THIS, THE B[****] FELL OFF,” and a depiction of Hillary Clinton falling from the back of the motorbike.

The Trump Shop’s standards are like the statements Trump himself makes about fiscal conservatism and abstinence: utter hypocrisy.

20 Comments

  1. Rorschach

    The Sturgis rally is a time for fat old white guys from all over the country to come together and bond over their shared adoration for Donald Trump. Sales will be brisk because wearing Trump clothing will be a conversation starter and sure to generate high-fives and amens.

    Provacativeness is the name of the game in Sturgis and always was even before Donald Trump. He has just freshened it up and created opportunities for more sales of Chinese shirts.

  2. mike from iowa

    New shirts say wingnuts would rather be Russian than Democrats. Patriotism at its Russian finest.

  3. TSHIRTVENDOR

    How about a shirt that has Putin riding a motorcycle, same message on his back: “IF YOU CAN READ THIS THE B**** FELL OFF”, but its Trump falling off the back?

  4. jerry

    All the hate worn by the old white guys. All of them on Medicare.

  5. jerry

    Lucky the American Taliban does not go to Sturgis

    “MORA, MN — Humiliated. Ashamed. Embarrassed. Defeated. These words are usually reserved for people who’ve done something really, really bad. But for two Minnesota mothers, those words describe how they felt when they were repeatedly asked to leave a public pool. Their dastardly deed? Breastfeeding in the kiddie pool.” https://patch.com/minnesota/minneapolis/breastfeeding-moms-humiliated-asked-leave-public-pool

    Old white guys loves them some boobies at the rally, but hates them for what their purpose actually is.

  6. CIB vet

    A biker friend did proudly show me his trump balls t- shirt, so I explained my dislike for commander heel spurs and he put it away, but not before I noticed the “made in wherever” tag was missing. He admitted removing the tag.

  7. mike from iowa

    TSHIRTVENDOR
    2018-08-07 at 10:54

    Excellent idea.

  8. Porter Lansing

    Did you see the t-shirt named “Trump Hands”? It hard to see the teeny-tiny, liddle hands but they’re choking a Harley Davidson Eagle on it’s way overseas.

  9. OldSarg

    They are selling Hillary/Obama?Jane Fonda urinal mats as well.

  10. mike from iowa

    Glad you reported in OldLittleMissSunshine.

  11. Porter Lansing

    Which political party’s voters (and unaffiliated voters) are more apt to turn out when their political leaders are depicted as urinal mats? Republicans have been flipped. #AdvantageBlue!! #grins

  12. Debbo

    One of the reasons I loathe the rally is its stratospheric level of misogyny. It’s also extremely racist. As others have said, “fat old white guys” come together and behave in revoltingly shameful ways.

  13. Jenny

    Just another reason for those Minneapolis liberals to spend their money elsewhere, right South Dakota?

  14. Ryan

    jerry – did you read the article? The people complaining about the exposed breasts were women.

    It’s almost like you had a point to make, and then presented evidence that does not support your point, and then acted like you succeeded in making your point. Are you secretly our president?

  15. jerry

    Ryan, yes, I did read that article and did not post this link, thought I did, but sorry to have confused you. https://www.wfla.com/news/viral-news/woman-claims-she-was-tossed-from-mall-because-of-her-short-shorts/1343770450

    There were a couple of other links regarding women and their clothing, but Cory is kind enough to allow some postings of links and if you get to carried away, you go into moderation. No, I am not secretly trump. Thanks for the opportunity though to show how the Taliban gets started in a secular society, which was my point.

  16. OldSarg

    I don’t own a bike. I have owned several. Never a harley just because I think they are over priced for what they are. I gave up riding bikes after enough accidents to teach me I didn’t pay enough attention to stay alive so I bought a CJ. In all of this I don’t trash others for owning a harley or a convertible or a mazda or some other thing that gives someone a sense of pleasure but to see the hate filled comments of Debbo makes me worry about the future of people like her’s place in a civil society. I like this “One of the reasons I loathe the rally is its stratospheric level of misogyny. It’s also extremely racist. “fat old white guys” come together and behave in revoltingly shameful ways. I’m pretty sure the shooters we have seen in the recent past have also said such things about others.

  17. Robin Friday

    I think I’d probably get beat up if I wore my MAGA (Morons Are Governing America) t-shirt to Sturgis. From what I hear, they might beat up an old lady. So I guess I’ll pass.

  18. Debbo

    OS, “Fat old white guys” was quoting another commenter. It’s okay for you to be upset over that phrase, but not for me to hate the misogyny and racism in apparel, stickers, flags, jewelry, etc? What’s the difference?

    The rate of sexual assaults and referrals to the domestic violence shelters skyrockets during the rally, as does sexual trafficking of minors. I find that “revoltingly shameful.” Do you approve of those things?

  19. Ryan

    Nobody said they were upset at you all using the phrase fat old white guys. I was just making sure jerry understood that he linked to an article where uppity women are telling people what to do, not men. There are crappy people among both genders. There are crappy people of all skin tones. The rate of sexual assaults and violence also skyrocket during religious gatherings. And sporting events. And concerts. And political rallies. And the tour de france. Humans are terrible in groups – not just bikers at sturgis. You bunch of finger-pointers.

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