Marty Jackley emailed supporters last weekend to formally declare his candidacy for U.S. House. The most interesting thing I find in the otherwise dreary message is the surprising color in Marty’s hair:
Marty’s silver foxy hair really picks up the light, especially the demonic orange glow of the devil-dictator beside him in the second pic. At least, that’s what I want to believe. I’d hate to think mild-mannered Marty, who looks like he’s struggling to enjoy mimicking the cheesy thumbs-up for the camera, would let his Trump derangement lead him to adopting the dictator’s hair dye to make himself look more like the perfect fit for Trump’s vassal Congress.