Marty Jackley emailed supporters last weekend to formally declare his candidacy for U.S. House. The most interesting thing I find in the otherwise dreary message is the surprising color in Marty’s hair:
Marty’s silver foxy hair really picks up the light, especially the demonic orange glow of the devil-dictator beside him in the second pic. At least, that’s what I want to believe. I’d hate to think mild-mannered Marty, who looks like he’s struggling to enjoy mimicking the cheesy thumbs-up for the camera, would let his Trump derangement lead him to adopting the dictator’s hair dye to make himself look more like the perfect fit for Trump’s vassal Congress.
For as little as I think of Marty Jackley, please let that be photoshop…
Add a little orange pancake makeup and the SD folks will fall all over him. Gotta work on that tie, tho. It should be red and extra long. Then you are a shoe in. ;-)
Pastey white is not a color and if not for his orange felon ness the magat party is colorless.; I must admit South Duhkota and iowa grow awful politicians and send them and their awfulness to DC. If the jackal replaces the cardboard one it would be a net zero gain/loss in efficiency and color. There are no words I can supply to explain the incompetence of cosplay Krispy Noem.