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Ravnsborg Meets with Brookings Friends to Discuss SDGOP Convention

Watch out, East River drivers: Jason Ravnsborg is on your highways today!

Many people are out having coffee in Brookings today. Among them, according my elephant-eared sources, was killer Attorney General Jason Ravnsborg, who somehow, despite his incompetence and amorality, can still draw at least a small crowd.

Ravnsborg was sitting at a Brookings coffee joint this morning with maybe nine people. Ravnsborg and his coffeemates appeared to be reviewing the South Dakota Republican Party bylaws and talking about county central committees, delegates, precincts, and open seats.

And while overhearings are sketchy, it sounded like Jason’s body man was getting ready to drive him to Sioux Falls for who knows what sort of campaigning this afternoon.

Jason Ravnsborg killed a man. (He could kill another one on I-29 today if he’s reading this blog post behind the wheel, so, Jason, put down your phone and drive!). He faces impeachment. Yet he has the gall to think that, if he can just chat up enough delegates and rig enough county committees, he can win the nomination and keep his job as Attorney General.

I’m not sure what’s more disgusting: that Jason Ravnsborg thinks he deserves any more time in office, or that he can find even a handful of Brookings County Republicans who share that belief.



  1. grudznick 2022-01-08 14:47

    Shame. Shame on Brookings. I am glad that at least Mr. Ravnsborg is banned from Nicks hamburger joint.

  2. 96Tears 2022-01-08 15:08

    Just another day in the nihilistic bubble that is today’s SDGOP.

    Four bits and a lukewarm cup of black Casey’s coffee says he won’t be tossed out of office, but will regain the nomination for a second term.

  3. Mark Anderson 2022-01-08 15:54

    Well grudz, I guess I’ll have to bench my Nick’s hat. There’s really nothing like a grease fried hamburger anywhere. By the way the Coyote women just creamed the Jackrabbits Cory. Just so you would know because you don’t follow the important things in life.

  4. Arlo Blundt 2022-01-08 18:21

    96 tears and I are in accordance. The Republican Party is a strange creature when meeting in convention. To shuck Ravensborg is to admit to weakness and to WAIVER. The Party meeting in convention will find both outcomes unacceptable.They will conclude: “He may be a killer, but he’s our killer.”

  5. Nick Nemec 2022-01-08 18:30

    Ravnsborg was in Brookings today? Assuming he traveled from Pierre he drove US-14 and went right past the spot where he killed Joe Boever. I wonder if he took the time to stop at the “X marks the spot” marker, say a prayer and beg forgiveness?

    Hopefully he slowed down to the speed limit as he drove through Highmore.

  6. jerry 2022-01-08 19:57

    Ravnsborg, Just another traitor from the party of traitors. Pedestrians be warned.

  7. grudznick 2022-01-08 22:14

    Does anybody know if Mr. Ravnsborg got home OK tonight?

  8. Neal 2022-01-08 22:21

    There is a zero percent chance Jason gets the nomination over Marty. Zero.

  9. jerry 2022-01-08 22:37

    Ask Evans Mr. grudznick, Evans is on the Ravnsborg team

  10. RST Tribal Member 2022-01-09 00:30

    Inept. Inbred. Republican Party. Next we’ll heard American’s governor wants to be Senator in waiting for instructions from 45. Transparency is well hidden with the party in the majority.

  11. Dana P 2022-01-09 07:56

    Some friends I have from out of state have been following this story and they continue to repeat, “This guy still has a job? He only was charged with a traffic summons” And naturally it always follows with, “What the hell is going on in South Dakota anymore”

    Yeah. Most level headed reasonable thinking people have been asking that alot for the last few years.

  12. Cory Allen Heidelberger Post author | 2022-01-09 08:40

    Neal, I hope that’s the case. I can’t imagine why any Republican would work to help Jason get the nomination when a competent attorney like Marty Jackley is offering to do the job. Can Jason offer anything to party activists that Marty Jackley cannot?

  13. Mark Anderson 2022-01-09 16:01

    Well Cory, Wile E. Coyote, Genius, did face off against Bugs Bunny five times, but they were written by Jackrabbit fans.

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