Watch out, East River drivers: Jason Ravnsborg is on your highways today!
Many people are out having coffee in Brookings today. Among them, according my elephant-eared sources, was killer Attorney General Jason Ravnsborg, who somehow, despite his incompetence and amorality, can still draw at least a small crowd.
Ravnsborg was sitting at a Brookings coffee joint this morning with maybe nine people. Ravnsborg and his coffeemates appeared to be reviewing the South Dakota Republican Party bylaws and talking about county central committees, delegates, precincts, and open seats.
And while overhearings are sketchy, it sounded like Jason’s body man was getting ready to drive him to Sioux Falls for who knows what sort of campaigning this afternoon.
Jason Ravnsborg killed a man. (He could kill another one on I-29 today if he’s reading this blog post behind the wheel, so, Jason, put down your phone and drive!). He faces impeachment. Yet he has the gall to think that, if he can just chat up enough delegates and rig enough county committees, he can win the nomination and keep his job as Attorney General.
I’m not sure what’s more disgusting: that Jason Ravnsborg thinks he deserves any more time in office, or that he can find even a handful of Brookings County Republicans who share that belief.