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Rough Tough Cowboy Larry: Pipsqueak Dusty Threatened Me!

In a sign that Ian Fury is failing to demonstrate his incredible competence in campaign comms, Larry Rhoden is whimpering that Dusty Johnson tried to bully him out of the gubernatorial race:

Rhoden spoke at the South Dakota NewsMedia Association conference in Deadwood. He didn’t name Johnson directly during his comments but later confirmed to News Watch that’s who he was talking about.

When responding to a question regarding concerns over a lack of civility in the race, Rhoden said that Johnson, through a mutual friend, tried to dissuade him from running for re-election by insinuating he would direct a large portion of his campaign war chest, including funds from super political action committees associated with him, against Rhoden if he ran.

“They let me know he had more than just the $6 (million) or $7 million in his personal fund. That he also had these dark money super PACs that he could maintain cover on. In fact, that’s exactly what he did when he released the ads,” Rhoden said. “In the interviews he did, he said ‘No, that wasn’t me, that was them.’ Well, why did you tell me about it? That blows my mind.”

…Rhoden provided more details of the exchange to News Watch, explaining that a mutual friend of his and Johnson’s called him shortly after last year’s legislative session when he was debating whether to enter the race.

“He called one of them up and he said, ‘Tell Larry, if he gets in the race, I will drop a million bucks on his head, drive his numbers down into the single digits, and I just don’t want to have to do that,'” Rhoden told News Watch.

“He (Johnson) was presenting it like he was doing me a favor,” Rhoden said. “It’s blackmail, basically” [Alexander Rifaat, “Rhoden: Johnson Tried to Keep Me from Entering Governor’s Race,” South Dakota News Watch, 2026.05.01].

I suppose Ian might be trying to sell the idea in a roundabout way that big tough cowboy Larry isn’t afraid of anybody. But that possible message gets muddled in the image this talk creates of 5’11”, 145-pound policy nerd Dusty threatening Larry—and “Threatened” is the word other outlets are using. That image is as ridiculous as imagining me picking a fight with former legislator Stace Nelson. The folks who aren’t laughing are more likely to say, “Boy, that little fella’s got spunk!” If Ian’s message lands with anyone, what are they supposed to say—”Oh, poor Larry, getting picked on by scrawny old Dusty”?

Rhoden fouls the message further by calling the alleged threat “blackmail”. That’s not nearly as heinous as Kristi Noem calling Renee Good and Alex Pretti domestic terrorists, but it is as legally wrong. Blackmail is, “Give me your money or I’ll release this incriminating evidence!” Dusty and his dark-money PACkers at “Rushmore Principles” aren’t running photos of Larry cheating on Sandy with a member of the Noem family (Kristi, Bryon, whoever) or falsely tying him to EB-5 or GEAR UP. They’re just saying Rhoden raised taxes.

Telling Larry or any politician, “If you run, we’re going to run ads blasting your record” isn’t blackmail. I’m not even sure you can call it a threat. It’s just a statement of what anybody running for office ought to expect from the competition.

Come on, Larry—even if incredibly competent Ian thought crying “Blackmail!” was a good idea, this “boo-hoo” act does not become you. It just pushes you faster toward real tears on Primary Night when you have concede to the apparent real tough guy in the race, Dusty Johnson.

12 Comments

  1. Dusty does dark? Come on, say it isn’t so. You never know? He could be good. DeSantis started out reasonable but then the shortstop when crazy right. He’s protecting his dear wife that drove him into imbecilic idiocy. I imagine an Athol Alcatraz for all those dangerous illegals that make the dairy farms work and who slice and dice all the beef in the state. All your youngsters can take over those jobs right?

  2. Ian needs to supplement his name to Furious. Ian B. Furious will do. He’s got to clean out of Pierre too. Maybe Lewandowski can help the boy. Size does count. This election will be a wipe for the maga boys but there’s other things they can do, right?

  3. So much for civility in a four way slugfest, innit?

  4. grudznick

    5 straight RDS posts from an out-of-state blogger.
    Interesting.

  5. chris

    We probably should build a new Governor’s Mansion again.

  6. I rarely engage the Earth hater that calls itself grudznick because it’s unclear in which state it lives but still has the temerity to call out a prolific oft-quoted expat South Dakotan.

  7. Porter Lansing

    … good one, Larry

  8. Rhoden is desperate to stay relevant even as his campaign circles the drain.

  9. VM

    I thought Rhoden was a cowboy gentleman, instead he’s just a whiner. Johnson is too comical looking to take seriously and definitely not threatening. I’d like to see them duke it out in the boxing ring. Larry the Whining Cowboy vs Howdy Dusty Doody.

  10. Lynn Thompson

    Dusty Johnson is a Demarcate posing as a Republican he voted with the Dems for the Jan 6th commission and backed Liz Chainey that is just 2 and if people vote for him he is trying to turn SD blue

  11. Dusty Johnson is definitely not a Democrat. He has worked for Republicans, run as a Republican, and made policy as a Republican all his life. And he has facilitated Donald Trump’s fascism in almost every way.

  12. Porter Lansing

    Dusty’s got some “blue dog” in him. It’s best in SD politics and life, for that matter, to keep your opinions to yourself. Just examine your Sen. Thune on the floor of the senate. When forced to speak, by politeness or protocol, SD politicians learn to talk in generalizations without giving any substantive information.

    A “real” Democrat in your l’il state would be best to claim the big red R and lie as much as possible but in a way that only about 25% of voters realize you’re bullshittin’.

    Or do as “real” SD Democrats have done for 125 years. Beat feet outa’ there.

    Happy and Safe Memorial Weekend folks. Love y’all.

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