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Noem Puts Promoting Hunky Hubby over Providing Cabinet/Staff Contact Info to Public

In other signs of Governor Kristi Noem letting her corporate handlers run the show while she tweets, the Governor’s website still has no information on her office’s staff or Cabinet:

Gov. Noem Cabinet webpage, 2019.03.08.
Gov. Noem Cabinet webpage, 2019.03.08.

…but vanity, sweet vanity, she got her hubby’s bio up on the state website right away:

Gov. Noem hubby webpage, 2019.03.08.
Gov. Noem hubby webpage, 2019.03.08.

Bryon serves no state governmental function. Her cabinet and staff do, and the public has an interest in being able to contact those public servants to get information and air their concerns.

Governor Noem’s web priorities demonstrate her public priorities.

9 Comments

  1. mike from iowa

    Mr. Guv Noem? Sure don’t look like anyone I’d trust buying insurance from.

  2. Debbo

    Thanks for posting that Jerry. I fully enjoyed it. That was a poster for what a Great American Moment actually looks like. Sweeeeet.

  3. grudznick

    I, for one don’t think that young fellow is any hunkier than my good friend Bob, or for that matter Bill and my other friend Bob. Why, Mr. H, do you call him “hunky?” Is it the hair? He has nothing on Mr. Novstrup, the elder, when it comes to hair. Or on Novstrup, the younger, for that matter.

  4. Certain Inflatable Recreational Devices

    First, grudznick just got done SMD. It’s not any better at that than it is writing short satire.
    Second, I wonder what it’s like being Bryon Noem.

  5. Grudz, I know hunky when I see hunky. So does the Snow Queen. Noem would not rush to pin either Novstrup up as projections of manly beauty.

  6. CIRD, I would think sucking daily at the federal teat while living with a pageant queen who alternately rails against big government yet advocates corporate fascism would take a toll on a thoughtful man of conscience.

  7. leslie

    80 speeding tickets is clearly sexual tension so hunk doesn’t have to think much—well on their way to becoming super rich.

  8. Certain Inflatable Recreational Devices

    I believe you are correct in that assessment, Cory.

    Leslie: Who got 80 speeding tix? I agree that a record of that order is evidence of tension of some persuasion or another. I mean, that’s up in my territory for speeding tix.

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