I accept the results of the election. Through ignorance, apathy, and misplaced rage, the American people have elected a sexist, racist, fascist pig to succeed Barack Obama as President of the United States.
I had hoped when I went to bed four hours ago that I would not have to write that last sentence. But even if the last few dozen Electoral College votes had all slid back toward the pre-Tuesday probabilities, we would still have among us tens of millions of Americans who think governance is a game show, who think science is a hoax, who think public service is for pansies, who think the bully pulpit is for bullies, and who think Donald Trump should be trusted with nuclear weapons.
David Duke is happy. I am not.
I accept the results of this election. We have elected a man unfit to be President. I commit myself to fighting the damage this man will do to our Constitution, to our economy, to our national security, to our health, and to the morals of our children… one of whom will wake up in less than an hour and ask who won, and to whom I will have to explain, not the good gal.