Today’s best South Dakota video comes from journalist Austin Goss, who captures what looks like a Christmas tree’s successful invasion of the South Dakota Capitol…
She’s in! pic.twitter.com/A4mSGTOxPU
— Austin Goss (@AustinGossSD) November 12, 2021
…though we learn from the inside shot that the tree initially resisted its nomination as Rotunda beacon of holiday joy, snapping its rope on the first big pull:
Turns out the tree wasn’t bigger this year, the rope they were pulling it in on just broke. Whoops. pic.twitter.com/SkVkwOT9Jw
— Austin Goss (@AustinGossSD) November 12, 2021
Ah, the hazards of hauling large trees into public buildings—that must be why the Bureau of Administration didn’t want any protestors in the Capitol all month. The BOA just wanted to protect everyone from stubborn trees.
Another pagan tradition permeates christianic religionism: priceless.
The Gregorian calendar is a ridiculous anachronism. How does something called the ‘the christian calendar’ still exist in secular societies? Because 13 is not only a prime number and mark of the devil, it corresponds to the number of women’s menses each year in a world where men still have control.
I feel like I should caption this as–
Tree 1 : Humans 0
Though maybe it does count as a tie in the end since they did eventually get it in and stood up.
You know, I’ve always thought that there just isn’t enough talk about menstruation during the holidays – thanks for helping keep it top of mind, larry.
Well Ryan if you want socialism in action have all the women in your company work together. See what happens.
That was probably a pretty nice tree before the mob dragged it up the steps and through the door, leaving broken and discarded boughs. Since it’s the Rotunda Tree it might be a bugger trying to hide the “bad side” against the wall.
Speaking of krist, in an off hand way, Evangelicals are saying “social justice”, helping the poor, is un-kristian.
https://www.rawstory.com/evangelicals-2655546629/
Explains magat Scrooge’s law making ever since Raygun was potus. Feed the rich. Screwge the poors.