What does Christmas look like under Sharia Law? Let’s go to Dearborn, Michigan, which Al Novstrup says languishes under Muslim extremism:
The Henry Ford Museum puts on this holiday extravangana, complete with rowdy mummers:
Tickets for the last two nights of the outdoor event, December 26 and 27, are $28 for adults, $21 for kids 5 to 11. Contrary to the kind of baloney our District 3 Senator spreads, it looks like the good people of Dearborn are keeping the American traditions of Christmas and capitalism alive and well. We’ve clearly beaten ISIS—time to pull out of Syria! Ho ho ho!
Might want to update to “Shakira” law, Master.
https://stepfeed.com/someone-mistook-sharia-law-for-shakira-the-jokes-soon-followed-4274
Hips don’t lie, but Al Novstrup does!
Good one, Cory. And what hips she has. Novstrup- not so much.
I wonder, if wingnuts had the ability to think ahead, would they still be this outrageously goofy?
I, for one, long for the good old days of rowdy mummers roaming the neighborhoods. You young folks need to bring it back in Rapid City.
That Shakira Law is just ruining Everything! Why look at those people! You can tell they’re just suffering under extreme conditions!
Wait. What? Al Nosestrap, it looks like another of your lies just exploded in your face. Or, if that’s Sharia law, Aberdeen ought to welcome it. Far better than your cheap “entertainment.” Probably pays a lot better.